I always feel like I just passed my “Best If Used By” date.Only true friends go straight to your fridge when they come over.Warning … I know karate … and a few other oriental words.My wife and I are getting along great at the moment.I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one.You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you.My doctor e-mailed me asking if I knew my “blod group”.Speak when you’re angry and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.You know you are pissed when Eminem starts making sense.I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.Sometimes I think I’m too picky, but then I watch my dog look for a place to poop.If some people insist on acting like idiots, then I must insist on treating them like one.If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in the perfect position to kiss my a**!.Just read through this Techspirited piece to pick the most awesome statuses and then go flaunt them on your profile. What will it say, what will it say? No need to fret, cause we have you all set. So let’s just say that you’ve decided to go with a funny WhatsApp status, and that’s where you’re stumped. Though there is a mix of these different types of statuses that a single scroll will dole for you, aren’t the humorous and the witty statuses your absolute favorite? How do these people manage it, I always wonder.
There’s the witty, the funny, the morose, the matter-of-factly, the standard, and the list could just go on and on. You see, it’s as simple as scrolling through the contact list and coming across some great gems to read.
And while all these features are mighty awesome, no doubt, there’s another feature that I simply love―the WhatsApp status update. WhatsApp is really very versatile, don’t you think? I mean, not only can you get (and keep) in touch with people (and form multiple groups to do that!), but you can also share photos and videos and what not. Which is why many people prefer to keep their status messages short. Did You Know? Only the first 4-5 words of the sentence can be read while scrolling through the contact list.
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